Celebration

Deee-lighted to have you...

Like one of Santa’s elves I’m busy preparing copies of my second novel for paid subscribers who responded to last week’s email. Packages will go out this week. Eek!

For those of you who haven’t responded, what are you waiting for?

For the rest of you, an enticing new offer! From now through December 20, I’m offering a 40% discount on paid subscriptions. Prices slashed! $50? No! Try $30! Oh yeah. $5 monthly? Hell nah. $3 baby!

I’m not just offering this amazing sale because I want to unload my books and spiff up my woman cave. No. I’m offering it to CELEBRATE because Mrs Miller just reached 500 subscribers! 508 specifically. And I’m deee-lighted.

Thank you!

All of my content will remain free as always, but with your paid subscription you not only qualify for fun gifts like this one, but also rest easy, sleep happy and live a regret-free life knowing you support my mission of not having to go back to work as a temp or waitress… that I may one day be able to substantially supplement my income as a writer and uncurl Mr Miller from the fetal position because he’s convinced he’ll never be able to retire until he’s 97.

Go you!

So come and get it. Remember—you’ll receive the same Holiday Bonus of one or two personally inscribed copies of Tracing the Bones, hailed by

Darin Strauss

as—

“Engaging, arousing, unpredictable and seriously funny. Read this suburban satire as soon as possible—you won’t be sorry.”

You only have eleven days!

Now let’s party.

🥳